Dear Mum and Dad,
Please find enclosed the flat pack version of your home on the coast. I know how much you love the sea and how you’d love to eventually get away from the chaos of the city so I’ve found you the perfect home. To assemble just fold on the creases and stick the striped tabs to the labelled (also striped) areas. The furniture for your home is numbered; please match each piece to the similarly numbered space. I’ve also included your coastal landscape ensuring you have a beautiful view. I hope you’ll be very happy here and don’t worry about the mortgage, it’s all paid off J
Love you lots, hope to visit soon!
The Burns Beach House